Funny Whatsapp Status Ideas
Fun & Funny whatsapp status updates are the simplest way to become popular in your whatsapp circle, but obviously you’re not a comedian so you need sources to funny.
Whatsapp quotes for you :
- I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
- Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.
- Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3
- On the other hand...you have different fingers.
- Friction is a drag.
- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
- Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
- Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
- I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it
- A man is as young as the woman he feels.
- With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.
- If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
- “There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes
- If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
- I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours